Matt gets all fired up about possibly havin' to kick a crackhead's ass

Going for a walk across our moistened boulevard to wake up a certain crackhead and have a friendly discussion. Or maybe I'll kick his ass. Maybe one, then the other. We're going to have a talk about that Brandon Driver fella who exploded by the tracks after his insides were on the outside.

I'll report back later.
 
Y'all stay safe and don't touch unfamiliar non-newtonian substances.

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