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Lizzy investigates the Nutella worm

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Lizzy Update!   HOMIES, THER IS NOW A SENTIENT SHIT IN OUR HOUSE! A SENTIENT SHIT! PLEASE TELL ME HOW IN THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK THIS HAPPENED!   Basically, dad came back from the "Shitty Kitty" which I hope is not a weird code for something, and he came down into the basement, where I was roasting a scammer, and I said, "Please hold, dumbass." I walked up to dad and said, "What in the fuck is that giant worm covered in Nutella, I hope, doing in MY OFFICE?"   Dad told me the story, and I am now observing the shit move around in different pet (Typical fish and snake) cages that I have modeled after mountains, plains, valleys, oceans, rivers, etc. I have found that it DOES NOT like the ocean, but it does prefer plains and other flat areas. It does like a lot of space, and it doesn't like water that much. That is mostly all of the information I have gathered, and here is your reportly meme.    
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werewolf scattin' in the dead oooofff niiiiiggghhtt

Matt here. First draft. Very tired. Long day. You can read about how it started here. Please excuse typos n' such.   ---   4:45 am. Phone screeching a Nightwish song I used to like until I set it to my ringtone. Now I've Pavloved myself into associating that song with debt collectors and phishing scams. I'd change it, but then there would just be two beloved songs I can't stand. Either that or my ringtone would be a song I already hate, which isn't exactly a win either.   The screen advised me that the caller was Skittles. I cursed under my breath and, against my better judgment, tapped the green button.   "Mornin', Skittles," I grumbled. "What's going on?"   Skittles, excited as always, shouted "WEREWOLF SHIT, HOMIE!" and I nearly threw the phone as I flung my arm away from my newly-traumatized ear. God, I hate when people call me. I could still be sleeping if he'd just texted.   "Did you just say 'werewolf shit?...
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writers, y'all. whatcha gon' do.

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I tend to keep the souvenirs in the basement rather than the attic, but that's the best place for the bodies to be. Dead though they are (for the moment), if they get out, they'll probably steal all your catalytic converters.    You're WELCOME dammit   Also send like, soooo many Little Trees, it's gettin' ripe down there    
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Lupi's, because sometimes one needs calzones as big as one's face

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Lupi's tomorrow. Lizzy's never been, what with the distance and the finances (or lack thereof) so it's exciting.    No one has sponsored any of this madness, it's just that Lupi's is legit amazing .    
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Lizzy and kiddie ghosts

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Hey guys! Here's another update.   I've been bringing my EMF to school almost every day so that I can talk to that Andrew kid and learn more about what comes after death. He's basically just told me that if you're not good but not necessarily bad, you're stuck on earth. He also says that if you're good, you can go to a safe area or you can become a guardian spirit.   I find it nice to know that you still have something to do after you die. I find it comforting that the abyss isn't the actual life-after-death situation we're dealing with here.   Anyways, a lot of kids think I'm crazy for talking to air on the highest branch of the only tree in the playground, but he'll sometimes pick me up by the arm and fly me to another branch on the tree. Thank God no kids have noticed that I can fly yet.   So... I have a question for you guys. Do you guys like the report'ly memes idea? I just wanna know if I should keep taking screenshots of memes to send...
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Lizzy visits Wilder Tower

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Hey guys! Lizzie here, and I FINALLY got to go to an abandoned building ! Although it looked like Rapunzel finally left her tower for her new boyfriend, it was good enough. I got to use an EMF reader and record some stuff on my phone, but other than that, we just climbed up a tower.   By the way, I sprained my ankle doing that. But thanks to my amazing talent of ignoring and dealing with pain, I still got to explore and walk around. At one area in the tower, about 17 minutes into a 5-minite climb, we heard somebody call dad, "Yankee!" And a few screams from the lower parts of the tower. At one point, I swear I saw a ghost teen smoking a cigar while being leaned against a wall. I told him to stop smoking because it was dangerous, but I was made very aware that he was dead, a little after seeing him disappear.   If I'm gonna be honest, I don't blame him. Imagine being dead, and one day, you're trying to calm down, but some random thirteen year old walks up to you wi...
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Wallbreaker - y'all are awesome!

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Mikko here. I just wanna thank all you weirdoes who read this stuff. It's a lot of fun and knowing there are others who enjoy it as well is actually amazing.   If you have anything you'd like to say to any of the characters, drop a comment and we'll see about having said character reply.   Also I think we might be porting this to BlueSky just for ease of alternate account creation, but first run will go here on Facebook, mostly because that's where our Day One folks are at. And maybe Reddit, which would be even easier but tends to have toxic people all up ons. Aaaallllllll up ons.   I'm also collecting all this into a book that'll be available for purchase and if any money is made from really any of this, it'll be split evenly among the creators, currently me, Sammi, and my 10yo, and subsequently redistributed to things like rent and food and vehicle repair. My 10yo and I will probably throw 10% or something to children's hospitals in memory of her late ...
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