Lizzy and kiddie ghosts

Hey guys! Here's another update.
 
I've been bringing my EMF to school almost every day so that I can talk to that Andrew kid and learn more about what comes after death. He's basically just told me that if you're not good but not necessarily bad, you're stuck on earth. He also says that if you're good, you can go to a safe area or you can become a guardian spirit.
 
I find it nice to know that you still have something to do after you die. I find it comforting that the abyss isn't the actual life-after-death situation we're dealing with here.
 
Anyways, a lot of kids think I'm crazy for talking to air on the highest branch of the only tree in the playground, but he'll sometimes pick me up by the arm and fly me to another branch on the tree. Thank God no kids have noticed that I can fly yet.
 
So... I have a question for you guys. Do you guys like the report'ly memes idea? I just wanna know if I should keep taking screenshots of memes to send to you.
 
Anyways, love you all, and here's your meme!
 
 

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